So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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