Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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