Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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