I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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