what if I'm pregnant?
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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