I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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