my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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