so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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