Don't you send me to vm
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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