No awkward lesbian experiences without me
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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