you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i came on her dog
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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