; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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