I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I need water and some morals
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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