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Bendover
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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