Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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