he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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