so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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