very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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