so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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