11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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