just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This show inspires me to have sex in space
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wear drunk well.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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