Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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