I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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