Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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