okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
