hotel room ftw
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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