I hate your face
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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