He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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