he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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