grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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