Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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