at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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