So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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