Dual....:-)
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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