Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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