therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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