We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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