Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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