I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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