If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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