I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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