It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize