I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i love accidental penises.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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