yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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