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say what?
wanna hang out?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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