Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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