Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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