I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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