Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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