She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
