Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
oh god the rape fog is back!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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