She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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