Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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