i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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