I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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