Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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