Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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