how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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