I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
